Spider – A Test, A Meme – I am a Whore…

If it is not a meme it is a test – shit like this fascinates me, as if you didn’t already know that. I AM a meme whore – honestly I am – in fact Brad said so over at Mo’s! This one came to me from my dear friend Lemuel and was actually fun to take. I agree with the results except for the more lazy than workaholic, I am a lot of things but lazy is not one of them.

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So folks, step up and take the test and join us Socialists!

*** THE EVERYTHING TEST ***

There are many different types of tests on the Internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.

Traditionally, on-line tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.  We’re turning that upside down – all the questions affect all the results, and we’ve got some innovative results too! Enjoy 🙂

PERSONALITY
You are more emotional than logical, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more loner than dependent, more lazy than workaholic, more rebel than traditional, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more introverted than extroverted.
As for specific personality traits, you are outgoing (100%), innovative (93%), intellectual (93%), romantic (86%).

STEREOTYPES
Prep (92%)
Punk Rock (67%)
Old Geezer (67%)

LIFE EXPERIENCE
Sex (73%)
Substances (16%)
Travel (35%)

POLITICS
Your political views would best be described as Socialist, whom
you agree with around 78% of the time.

SOCIOECONOMIC
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Upper Class.
You make more than 88% of those who have taken this test,
and 13% more than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated NC-17.
By the way, your hotness rank is 40%, hotter than 5% of other test takers.

TAKE THE TEST
http://www.thatsurveysite.net/take.php?id=eay

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The meme part of this post is the one of the eight (8) things that people don’t know about you. I have not been tagged specifically but when has that ever stopped me! One of the most interesting I have have read was Justin’s – if you haven’t already, get over there and read it. I am sure everyone knows the rules by now and since I think everyone and their brother have been tagged, I will not even try to tag anyone – but if you do this or have done this, let me know in the comment section so we can all go read all about you!

 

  • each player lists 8 facts about themselves
  • the rules of the game appear before the facts do
  • the player ends by tagging 8 people, which means listing their names and then going to their blogs to tell them that they’ve been tagged, then going back and commenting on their lists. Rather than tag people, just let us all know you have done it so we can learn more about you!
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    1. I am scared to death of being abandoned, of being left alone and not having anyone. Even though I am an only child and have spent most of my life by myself, being independent and self-sufficient, I am petrified of getting old and not having anyone. I have friends, in fact I have the most wonderful, supportive and loving friends in the world – I put my friends (and that includes all of you) up against anyone else’s friends anywhere and mine will win hands down. But I am afraid of not have “someone” – and I am finding out that the older I get, the more having someone to love is very important to me – as is having someone who loves me. I crave someone who things I am as special and wonderful as I think they are – and this line of thinking and mindset is not positive as it sets me up to get hurt and get my heart broken.

    2. It is really important to me what others think about me. Not just on major issues but on minor issues also. In my family, disagreement meant a withdrawal of love – if I disagree with you I can’t love you and you can’t love me – we have to agree to be friends and to share affection. Now in my mind I understand how totally fucked up this is and often I can mentally work myself through it, but it still comes up and bites me in the ass at times when I am stressed or feeling very vulnerable.

    3. I worry obsessively about my pets – I worry that they are happy, are loved and are happy. I want them to know how important they are to me and I want them to be happy and think that I am a good owner to them. I guess that is why I spoil them so much – I just want them to have the best life possible.

    4. I border on being obsessive compulsive from the standpoint that I count everything. I count steps, trees – as I drive I make sure that there is a driveway or a curb cut on the left, then one on the right before there is another one on the left. There needs to be equal number of clothes hanging on all 4 arms of a rack in the store – I will fix it so that there are before I leave. I eat things in even numbers – if I see that my food is not coming out to an even number, I will leave one on my plate so that I finish eating on an even number or I will cut a piece in half to make it end on an even number. Along the same lines, I eat one thing at a time on my plate – I do not mix my foods or eat a bite of meat then a bite of potato, I eat all of one item then move on to the next one and eat all of that and so on and so on – in even numbers.

    5 . I am a chronic worrier. I worry about everything. I worry if the sun is going to come up in the morning to is there going to be enough milk for my French Vanilla Carnation Instant Breakfast in the morning – even though I know there is an unopened gallon of no-fat milk in the fridge. I worry about worrying – I look for things to worry about. I have found out in life that the things I really worry about never happen so I will worry about something to make it, in my mind, not happen because I know if I worry about it, it won’t happen. Only stuff I DON’T worry about or think is going to happen happens – the out of the blue things are the bad things that happen to me, so I try not to have things in my life I have not worried about or thought about. Not only do I worry about everything, I am much harder on myself when I do something wrong than anyone else could ever be on me. I can beat myself up faster and better than anyone else could possibly do.

    6. Please don’t piss me off. I want to be and try to be friends with everyone – and I can deal with and take a lot of shit from people , but when I reach that breaking point, I will be your worst enemy – I will hate you forever and there is nothing that you can do to stop that and I will spend every waking moment of my life trying to find a way to make your life miserable. This usually comes out of the clear blue – I don’t give the person warning that this is about to happen, it just does. This has only happened about twice in my life, but when it does happen – watch your back because I am your worst nightmare.

    7. I am very much a night person – that is why I despise daylight savings time. I love the night and the dark – I feel safe and protected in the dark. The only time I can really relax is when the sun goes down and nighttime falls.

    8. I am very superstitious – to the point of being obsessive (see #4). I have to go out the same door I came in in a building. You will never see or find a hat on a bed in my house. Salt in the right hand over the left shoulder if I ever spill any and yes, sweeping dirt out the front door means you are sweeping someone out of the family. Left palm itches means you are going to meet a stranger and when the right one itches it means you are going to get some money and any cricket is safe in my house.

    Well, there you have it – 8 things I bet you didn’t know about me – after reading them I think I will probably scare away 3/4 of my readership – I am really not as weird as I sound, or am I.

    While I am on this train of self disclosure, something is up with me. I just feel totally out of sorts – like things are just not right in my life. I feel uncomfortable, unsettled and irritable and I hate it. For those of you who actually interact with me in life, please have patience with me and bear with me – I don’t mean to be a pain in the ass, it is just that things are not right yet. And for those of you who read me, please also have patience – the postings will get more normal in the future I hope.

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    ~ by Brett on July 24, 2007.

    11 Responses to “Spider – A Test, A Meme – I am a Whore…”

    1. #1 can be buried as it will never happen I believe.

    2. Great MeMe– I knew 7 of the 8 things about you and I am still here. The one I did not know and surprised me was #2 “I worry about what other people think of me.” If they love you unconditionally for who you are, that would never be an issue. Remember, you can’t please all the people all of the time….

    3. Enjoyed your facts and I had to take the test. I’ve got a list of 8 facts on my blog too.

    4. I started to read this at home before I left for work. I became so fascinated by it that I realized that I would not be able to finish it then, so I left it to take it up again from work. Amazing!

      I had to chuckle at your comment about worrying about things purposefully so that they will not happen (#5). Early in my life I learned that my anticipations about events never happened. Something else happened. So now, I try to “anticipate” for an event what I do NOT want to happen and I try not to think about what I DO want to happen. Not quite the same as worrying about it, but close enough to give me a knowing chuckle.

      I confess to relating to your #5 as well. I tolerate at lot, but the is (and has been) breaking points in relationships for me. It generally is related to a realization that the other person is using me. When it breaks, I do not become the other person’s nightmare though. The other person becomes a total “non-person” to me. They no longer exist.

      I think your feeling out of sorts is understandable. You have been through two major surgeries and have had foreign chemicals and substances introduced into your body. I gather from your comments that your diet has changed as well as your life style for various reasons. I think I would be astounded if all of this had not induced an imbalance in your physical and emotional chemistry. Just be assured that a lot of us still recognize that the “core of Spider” is still there and that we are still here.

    5. Re: #6: now I’m a little scared. I’m generally a “walk away” type of person. If I reach a breaking point, I shrug and walk away.

      I’m with Lemuel: out-of-sorts is to be expected at this point. But we understand and look past it. Things will sort themselves out in time. *hugs*

    6. I loved taking the test! I think I’ll post the results on my blog.

      That was a good “List of 8”. I learned more about you, Spider.

      I hope your feelings of being “out of sorts” subsides soon. I know how that can throw you for a loop.

    7. Memes are the best way to get to know someone!! Sometimes some of the questions maybe funny, but it’s the answers that a person gives that help us with the insight.

    8. I did that meme for my birthday!!

      http://graham-grahamblings.blogspot.com/2007/06/me-me-me-me.html

      I’m superstitious too, but not quite to the extent that you are!! Wowza! People tease me though, because — for instance — I will never say the name of the Scottish play. Even outside a theater. And when that is brought up and the name is said, anywhere, I get mildly grumpy and cross my arms because I *know* nothing good is gonna come of it.

    9. You should entertain more meme’s since you’re a very interesting man. heh. “I just feel totally out of sorts – like things are just not right in my life.” I hope you find some balance soon and maybe something that you’ve been looking for.

      Re: #6; I love you!

    10. Ohhh…. I can tell you are a TIGER to deal with when on opposite sides of something. You are probably just as competitive as I am. We should play something so I can beat you and brag about it. (lol) Or vice versa! 😉

    11. #1 on the meme just feels so universal and while Urspo is right that it can be buried, it is also true that fears and anxiety are not really attached to reality. To use planes – you do love them – how many people today will be anxious as they board over the crash that will never happen.

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